" clean and jerk "

 [ "clean and jerk" ]

1: A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go? 

 [ "clean and jerk" ]

1: masturbating while using a disinfectant wipe, to ensure cleanliness pre and post masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve didn't want to leave a mess while watching porn, so he pulled out is KFC wet wipes and did a clean and jerk. 

 [ "clean and jerk" ]

1: Immediately prior to climax during sex, withdrawing the penis clean and then discharging a hot wad of man juice onto the partner's body.

  * e.g.,  ... The woman is always whining about how she wanted more kids, I was like, but pregnancy is so not hot right now! So I did the clean and jerk bukkake style. That'll learn her. 

 [ "clean n jerk" ]

1: A name for a mans dirty genitals

  * e.g.,  ... Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk 

 [ "clean n jerk" ]

2: Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed

 [ "Clean Jerk" ]

1: The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

  * e.g.,  ... I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time. 

 [ "Clean Jerk" ]

1: The act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. The logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.

  * e.g.,  ... She flatly refused to fuck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that bitch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her tits out in no time. 

 [ "clean & jerk" ]

1: Masturbating in the shower

  * e.g.,  ... "I start every day with a clean & jerk." 

 [ "Clean and jerk" ]

1: Self-pleasuring in the shower.

  * e.g.,  ... -Do you need some time to yourself before we go? 

 [ "Clean and Jerk" ]

1: One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.

  * e.g.,  ... He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.